jajajaja!! genial, mi borre.Yo tengo otra para ti:noc! noc!- yes?- Why do you come here? and why do you hang around?- fuck off!
riiiing!- hello?- is this the electric company?- yes- well.. there is a light that never goes out.
en el baño- excuse me, do you have some toilet paper?- no, I only have this cha-cha-charmin, man.
- If I told you that the more you ignore me, the closer I get, what would you do?- Panic
- I wonder if sheila would take a bow?- Ask
- If I told you that the more you ignore me, the closer I get, what would you do?- Panic Colócalo en mi epitafio
cuenta con el epitafio
- my hairdresser caught fire and my girlfriend is in a coma.- I already told you, Johnny Marr, everyday is like sunday
- Do you have any Irish heart?- Meat is murder, you bastard.
- what did you ask her?- How soon is now.- oh... big mouth striked again, huh?
Daddy said to me:-Best lyricist? Are you frickin' kidding me? He rhymes "bar" with "bar"
- Morrissey, did you know there is place in hell for you and your friends?- Really? I'm truly disappointed. Truly, truly, truly...
- so you are the last of the famous international playboys?- yes, Morrissey.- dissappointed twice in the same blog. Astonishing.
- Are you Shakespeare's sister?- yes- I think I'll kill my uncle
y ya!!!esto es adictivo.
- that music is awful!- hang the DJ- that joke isn't funny anymore, Johnny
I eat shoplifters for breakfast... and then some!
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